Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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