Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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