He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do vagina's smell?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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