I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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