I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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