biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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