Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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