they need to just BURY HIM!
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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