I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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