i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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