doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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