Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
cat food counts as protein by the way
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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