I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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