Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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