apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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