whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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