Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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