did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
