I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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