Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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