they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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