i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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