Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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