I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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