Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
barbara walters just said penis...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
even my farts smell like vagina
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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