her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
you made out with another girl for some wings
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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