her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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