Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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