you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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