I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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