There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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