Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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