They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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