Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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