I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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