Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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