At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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