Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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