i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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