ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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