Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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