Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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