i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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