is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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