Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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