So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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