Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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