So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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