i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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