We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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