I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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