so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
