yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
false alarm, still single
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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