You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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