She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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